im here for your blue eyes white dragon old man

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

astringofpearls:

I can’t fucking breathe right now

danejuanreturns:

weloveshortvideos:

Either I’m tripping or that’s a dinosaur 

WHAT ON GODS GREEN EARTH

aaldarisio:

i’m putting my degree to good use

dude i picked up this hot ass pizza it was in my lap practically the whole night $core

dude i picked up this hot ass pizza it was in my lap practically the whole night $core

goingtrickster:

*me pointing at gamzee makara* evil

*fandom large crying voice* no… you don’t understand… he’s not evil………. stop….. he’s being mind controlled… goat dad didnt love him..….. you’re wrong…… you cannot say this fake thing about our precious baby….

*me pointing at gamzee makara* wow what an evil character

me applying for a job

aragaki:

interviewer: so do you have any special talents
me: :3
interviewer: you cant make that face in real life
me: :3c
interviewer: shit boy!!

animedads:

take me down to the Salt Lake City where there’s salt and lakes and the lakes are salty

found a fuckboy